Donkey Tees, an online funny t-shirt and apparel company released two new killer Game of Thrones inspired designs today. Donkey Tees has been making funny t-shirts since their debut in 2005. The company is widely known for producing offensive shirts centered around pop culture events, and what’s a bigger pop culture event than the premiere of the new season of Game of Thrones?
The two new designs incorporate Game of Thrones story elements and twist them into humor.
The first design is “Crows Before Hoes” a play on the popular phrase “bros before hoes.” This shirt references The Crows, a nickname for members of the nights watch who have sworn to defend and watch over “The Wall” which is a monsterous wall of rock that stretches along the northern border of the seven kingdoms. And also to not have sex with girls. Which makes it extra funny.
The second design released titled “The North Wall” is a parody of the popular winter apparel company The North Face. The design recreates the popular use of mountains that the North Face often uses in their artwork but models the mountain off of the “The Wall” found in Game of Thrones.
Both designs are available starting today at DonkeyTees.com
Finding the right wedding dress that will fit perfectly and flatter you is among the most daunting challenges that you will encounter while preparing for your wedding.
The good news is that we have brought in the wedding dress experts over at Ivy Bridal Studio, one of Columbus Ohio’s best bridal shops to give us some advise on how you should pick the perfect gown for your body type. Ivy Bridal Studio provides elegant wedding dresses in Columbus Ohio and has helped hundreds of brides find their perfect wedding dress, here are the guidelines they follow when trying to help brides look as beautiful as possible on their wedding day.
Pear-shaped body types
If you have this body type, you should look for a skirt that flares out in a formation, from the waist all the way to the floor. It should highlight the thinness of the midsection and at the same time float away from the thighs and hips. The most effective skirt should be made from studier fabrics like taffeta and satin since such fabrics won’t cling easily. For purposes of showcasing a slender upper body, a V-neckline and a spaghetti-strap bodice will be more effective.
If you are busty
Women that are more top heavy should look for a dress that comes with a scooped neckline. This type of dress will not only open up your face, but it will also display out your décolletage devoid of showing too much cleavage. If you love the appearance of strapless gowns, select one that comes with a slight dip along its neckline, instead of choosing a style that runs across. Such a gown will definitely make your bust appear more shelflike and much larger. Here is a great example that was recently featured on Style Me Pretty.
Plus-sized body type
The best dress for you if have this body type is an Empire dress that comes with a skirt that flows into a floor-length A-line. The fabric should not be pleated since it would be a reminiscent of maternity wear. The Empire dress must play out your shape. If the dress is too loose, it will definitely add pounds. Keep in mind that the best dress should be made from fabrics like satin since such fabrics provide structure instead of anything too flowy.
If you are tall
If you are tall, a simple silhouette will work well on you. The strategy here is to highlight your natural shape. Therefore, all the aspects of the dress should reflect your longer proportions. Keep in mind that since you are statuesque, you need to embrace simplicity as far as embellishments are concerned. This Modern Trousseau wedding dress is a perfect example of what you should be wearing on your special day.
You should embark on searching for a dress that will create curves even though you don’t have them. A ball gown that is designed to cinch in at the waist and then descend into a flowing floor-length skirt is perfect for women with this body type. Such a gown will not only capitalize on your slenderness, it will also camouflage your lack of hips.